Love Jokes

***A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style."If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef.""Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."***Why do men like love at first sight?It saves them a lot of time.***The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?""I'm in love." the boy replied.Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?""With you!" he said."But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't...

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Love Quotes

Love, like a river, will cut a new pathwhenever it meets an obstacle.- Crystal Middlemas -Love is like a mustard seed;planted by Godand watered by men- Muda Saint Michael -There is only one happiness in life,to love and be loved.- George Sand -You know you are in lovewhen you see the world in her eyes,and her eyes everywhere in the world.- David Levesque -Winter MoonlightThe snow, so peaceful and serene,caressed by the soft moonlight,gave magical feelings to the night.The soft blue glow,the lovers' words that then did flow,their lips closer and closeruntil, locked in the throesof a passionate embrace,he decided to express his feelings,to keep her safe.He whispered softly,his words like music to her ears,"I Love You,"and her response the same,heard like the gentle breeze,"And I, love you, forever."That...

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Life Together

One fine day, an old couple around the age of 70, walks into a lawyer's office. Apparently, they are there to file a divorce. Lawyer was very puzzled, after having a chat with them, he got their story.... This couple had been quarreling all their 40 over yrs of marriage nothing ever seems to go right. They hang on because of their children, afraid that it might affect their up-bringing. Now, all their children have already grown up, have their own family, there's nothing else the old couple have to worry about, all they wanted is to lead their own life...

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I Love You Not

Boy: Baby, we need to talk. Girl: Ricardo, what do u mean? Boy: Something has come up... Girl: What? What's wrong? Is it bad? Boy: I don't want to hurt you, baby. Girl: *Thinks* Oh my God, I hope he doesnt break up with me... I love him so much. Boy: Baby, are you there?? Girl: Yeah, I'm here. What is so important?? Boy: I'm not sure if I should say it.. Girl: Well, you already brought it up, so please just tell me. Boy: I'm leaving... Girl: Baby, what are u talking about?? I don't want you to leave me, I love you. ...

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Thanks To You

Tyler CollinsThank you for teaching me how to loveShowing me what the world meansWhat I've been dreamin' ofAnd now I know, there is nothing that I could not doThanks to YouFor teaching me how to feelShowing me my emotionsLetting me know what's realFrom what is notWhat I've got is more that I'd ever hoped forAnd a lot of what I hope for isThanks to youNo mountain, no valleyNo time, no spaceNo heartache, no heartbreakNo fall from graceCan't stop me from believingThat my love will pull me throughThanks to You(Adlib)There's no mountain, no valleyNo time, no spaceNo heartache, no heartbreakNo fall from graceCan't stop me from believingThat my love will see me throughThanks to YouThanks to YouFor teaching me how to livePutting things in perspectiveTeaching me how to giveAnd how to takeNo mistakeWe...

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